just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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