okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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