? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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