Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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