hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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