do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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