Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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