Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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