I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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