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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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