You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize