Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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