Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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