how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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