I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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