i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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