This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
It's just like the Real World with babies
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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