I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
God, I missed his penis.
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