we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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