You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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