of course. lets lasso hookers.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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