I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
