that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
P.S. I can't hear my feet
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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