Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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