i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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