So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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