I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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