i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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