? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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