Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Oh god it's open bar.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Congratulations! We have a period
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