they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Mom said you looked used
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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