Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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