its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Randomize
