Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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