these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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