so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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