what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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