dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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