I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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