singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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