So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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