lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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