Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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