that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
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