I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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