I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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