So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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