Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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