Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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