K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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