Nicole vs. Life
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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