their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
That accounts for only three of the penises
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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