Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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